Date: 2018-01-21 03:38:03
"MATHS- Meri Aatma Tumhe Hamesha Sataygi!" Aur sach mein sataati hai maanlo.
Said by a wise old man, this abbreviation still haunts me in the middle of the night, at tables of restaurants, at shopping bill counters, class, younger cousins, amidst relatives, while travelling, while paying monthly bills and where not!
And you know there are categories of hate, like since childhood one, or in 11th standard one, or the Why I joined engineering one but when you talk of level, its all the way same! *Ultra- Boss*
Be it the picnic plans, the shopping bill total or budget assumptions, you stay way clear of it!
If you have ever been the most careful, it was when you had to choose the elective paper. For a hundred times you'd make sure the subject you choose doesn't involve Mathematics!
And why? Why would someone go to that hell hole again!
Yeah, now here you are as good as any geeky mathematics guy sitting next to you. Just the class you had no option but to sit in the first row, you'd go nuts, nodding on every time the teacher asks, "understood?"
Yeah, not the best part when the results came!
Why does it have to end up on Mathematics? I mean, God knew how every time by breath was stuck in for the marks of this subject only and every time, disappointments incurred upon! *I already told you my backs.*
Just as needless to say as sun rises in the east!
I mean, I don't know how that specie evolved, like what did they eat? Numbers?
And their tantrums in the class. They just knew I hated it and they took advantage of it! It was HARASSMENT I DECLARE!
Nooooo... Just be a gentleman or a sweet girl and pay off what they say! You dare not jump in to split the amount or even verify.
Gonna go for an exam?
Just when it can't get any worse your parents got you admitted to that mathematics tuition which would only make, double the efforts, double the failure, double the HATE! :-p
All I need to say, wasn't the world all going fine before they became this pathetic and invested their time in formulating those theories and corollaries and corollaries after that. Why didn't someone tell them
And in that dessert when you were striving to live and gasp for every single breath, someone just dropped in a calculator!
If only I were allowed one murder I'd end up killing the one who brought alphabets into mathematics.
Sometimes it goes like numbers visit occasionally and rest there are all combination of letters that you don't get and they don't even form meaningful sentences!
Imagine! Just imagine a date when he/she suddenly brings up numbers.... Your tooth starts shivering, you sweat and go red and that's where you're declared weird, dumb and REJECTED.
So better not see this nightmare and reject this proposal before it even occurs. Coz, God! you know what you'll portray yourself as!
And when it all doesn't work, get in your oversized hoodie, make a dumbo face in the mirror and shout it out aloud! "I am dumbo and it's cute and I like it"
And that's how it's done!
Question: Ha Bhai/Behen Bata -6 -4 kitna hota hai?
So, the next time it comes hovering around, be calm, take a deep breath, leave it to the fate and tell yourself pretty clear,
"Do hell with the numbers! I'm gonna get a coffee, sit in my couch and spend the rest of my life peacefully."
Mathematics from the background- *laughs* "As if that's gonna happen!"
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