21 Jhakaas Tweets By Indian Women Which Will Make You Say 'Hasaa Diya Yaar'

Sometime in your life if you are going through an icky time, don't worry Indian womens are by your side, you just need to do is hop on to your Twitter and enjoy some hilariously delicious tweets of our Indian women who even know how to put a twinkle on your face.

Women are cracking the floor with their puns on televisions, YouTube, radio, and now its Twitter who is been ruled and trust me you will die to laugh when you will see their funny side and that too in just 140 characters... DAMN!!

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So just lean back relax and enjoy the company of such amazing people.

1.

Sharmaji ka beta pic.twitter.com/dBSHQ7xtMi

— Sneha Pai (@sochtehain) May 23, 2016

2. When Karni Sena threatens to burn UK theaters, if they screen 'Padmavati'

Kohinoor bhi uthalena https://t.co/dG8truKvFr

— Priyal (@priyal) November 23, 2017

3.

If you take the words 'Daaru', 'Gaadi' and 'Kudi' out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is 'oho x10'.

— P (@lovehandle_) April 15, 2013

4.

Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho, toh puri kainaat uss ek cheez ki maa chudane mein lag jaati hai.

— Pffftt (@Kalamwali_Bai) March 21, 2017

5.

Maggi aur chutiya koi bhi bana sakta hai.

— nin (@NautankiNinja) April 27, 2018

6.

They can't burn you for dowry if you don't get married pic.twitter.com/4otm0Tvlsv

— wtf peg (@peg_lateral) February 5, 2017

7.

Who is letting all these kids join Twitter?! pic.twitter.com/fDfymlg5PT

— Ankita (@lady_gabbar) May 7, 2017

8.

Sometimes I charge my phone up to 98% and unplug it bcz why should I be the only one who didn't have the orgasm

— Elio as fuck (@amyoosed) November 12, 2016

9.

TV pe show ek dhang ka nahi hai par remote pe button itne hai ki banda aeroplane chala le.

— 🤷 (@Oinkoo) July 15, 2014

10.

Guy: Your boobs are amazing.
Me: Thanks, I grew them myself.

— anymysha (@anymysha) December 27, 2014

11.

*During Viva*
Sir: Name the alkaline earth metals.
Me: Magnesium, Calcium.
Sir: Aur bolo.
Me: Main theek hu. Aap batao.

— nin (@NautankiNinja) October 25, 2015

12.

Main Roti rehti hoon, wo Atta hi nahi..

— 🤷 (@Oinkoo) December 19, 2012

13.

Kon hai ye jisne dubara mudke poope ko nahi dekha ... pic.twitter.com/DmWCdlLiSU

— Sabudana khichadi (@Dishasatra) April 26, 2017

14.

Kitni bhi chatting Kar le , Shaadi toh arrange hi hogi 😹😹😹 pic.twitter.com/3NMPFriRvk

— Parul (@mailpp) May 25, 2017

15.

*Let's do something cheesy*
Honey Singh : Heart
Wifey : Cheese vadapav pic.twitter.com/h7Ks8JiKKO

— Prajakta M. (@SocialBitterfly) November 11, 2014

16.

Bhaiya, puchke mein thoda aur teekha daalo pic.twitter.com/TiUbRQ2p5m

— Ankita (@lady_gabbar) September 10, 2015

17.

Him: What are you thinking?
Me to him: Nothing.
Me in my head: In the song "Husn Hai Suhana" from Coolie No.1, the lyrics say "dunga tujhe main koi nishaani". Does it mean he'll give her a hickey or get her pregnant????

— Ankita (@lady_gabbar) March 4, 2018

18.

Commitment level: wedding photographer. pic.twitter.com/4nhoZjvcXT

— Pallavi (@PolyesterPalla) February 25, 2016

19.

Surprise anal sex be like : pic.twitter.com/zkUa5HiuYg

— Divya 💤 (@ambertonic_) May 28, 2017

20.

"i broke my wrist"
facebook: oh my god are you okay should i send food
twitter: how will you masturbate now

— a rose (@pigeonladyX) May 5, 2016

21.

Lets take a moment to acknowledge the oddity of Akshay Kumars shaved armpits in this movie.Boat party anyone? pic.twitter.com/Ei8f4aQMQa

— Purvavenger (@thatobesewoman) March 1, 2015

Do you need more?? Soon We will get you more. "Kyoki Bhartiya Naari Sab Pe Bhaari."