It is easy to make resolutions. I can make ten. We make resolutions with the intention of changing the way we do things, say things and act. But it is not so easy keeping them. Resolutions are made fun of because like many other trends it is one too and people are so bad at keeping them. Bearing this in mind, I made a list of the top ten resolutions we make only to end up breaking. Which are they? And why do we break them? Are both written below. Scroll!
1. Aaj se Khana banana sikhungi
But...the kitchen has too many utensils and the gas knob is confusing. What if I burn the house down?
2. Aaj se dieting shuru
Monday yoga, Tuesday oatmeal, Wednesday jogging, Thursday salad. But....yaar, humse na ho payega.
3. Gym membership le lunga
I have to live healthy. But...chod yaar. Aaj ladkiyan dil dekhti hai na? Nahi?
4. Aaj se chocolate bandh!
Paise bacch jayenge, motapa kum hojayega. But...it is an antidepressant
5. Aaj se only one outfit a month.
I shop too much. But.... if I stop, brand loyalty ka kya hoga? They'll miss me. Oh SALE!!!
6. No more relationships. Pyaar dhoka hai! Sirf Padhai pe focus karna hai
Nobody takes relationships seriously. No more love shuv. But... aaj usne meri taraf dekh ke smile diya. Pehla nasha wala gaana background music jaise chal raha hai. Shyaad pyaar hogaya hai.
7. No more confession pages. It's all rubbish.
I don't care what others say. I love myself. But...it's trending!
8. New year, new me. No more gossip.
This gossip and rumour mill has to stop. It is demeaning. Every person has their own story. But...maine suna ki last weekend woh log bahar gaye the to party and Rashi might be...you know what I mean. But kisiko batana mat
9. I will try not to be sarcastic. I should respect what others have to say
Listening, listening, listening, But...itna funny story bhi nahi tha. Luckily kisi comedy show pe nahi gaya tha, beizzati kar ke aajata.
10. I will save money this year
But if I save, I won't spend. If I won't spend, products won't sell. If products don't sell, sales will drop. If sales drop, companies might stop producing products. If production stops and companies face loss, employees will loose their jobs.
Mere wajah se kisi ka job chala jaye? Na baba. I'm spending for the betterment of the world.
Here we have it. The top ten resolutions. Which one did you decide to make and break in 2018? All?
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