It is that time of the year where everybody is looking up to one thing, an off on the 1st of January. While some are already in Goa, others are sitting and chilling because they gave up on Goa long back. But that is okay, to each his own. However, we cannot deny we somewhere still believe in the false optimism new year brings.
We never get bored of this one, but who can blame us for wanting a fresh start? Even Charles Bukowski would agree with some start of self-improvements at some point.
Some of us have and have failed in the past. Some people actually are able to achieve their goals, but the catch is they do not waste their time on the internet posting about it. Why? Because they are busy achieving it.
But among all those motivational quotes and claps of positivity, some of us simply are sitting all warmed up in blankets scrolling through dank memes on Instagram. Yes, we have been using social media for a decade now and nothing truly entertains us!
The thing about new years is that it is both, the best and the worst time of the year to party. Worst because everywhere, everything is already booked and overpopulated and the best because what else would we do with our otherwise mundane existence?
First of all, lol. But kudos to your thought for still believing in it during new year festivites!
See, the thing is if you were a proactive person then you probably would have enrolled yourself in extracurricular activities by now but you did not. Well, there is your answer now.
Yes, this is what this post is doing to you. We said this and will say it again, we are those people who used Orkut and Omegle, Tumblr and Tinder both, nothing, entertain us anymore and being positive for the simplest of things does not come that easy to us.
This one, yes! Everybody is posting and it is kind of annoying to go through a hundred posts with fake wishes. Do you know who are the worst kind of people? The ones that maintain their Instagram in a grid of three and post three photos for every event.
We might be too cool to act all ditsy and stuff, but deep inside we are strongly affected by FOMO too. Help us?
The thought that follows after the above one is the questioning of the monotony of Instagram. What are we trying to prove and to whom?
Then we address every hypothetical hater out there screaming a metal fuck you in our heads. We are too cool to party, even cooler to not post and the coolest to not care about what anyone thinks! You know you partied this new year eve, so that's it, Fuck it.
But amid all this, you get hit with a faint childhood memory of making handmade greeting cards and giving it to everybody. Oh, how naive were we!
Childhood brings back so much nostalgia, actually, it floods our head. Remember when it was so difficult to get used to the changed date and we would correct the year every time? Even, it still happens in our dailt office life.
T20, i20, 20-20, bring on the jokes with everything on 20!
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