Date: 2019-01-24 18:38:37
In this age and time, when common sense is not so common and people around you are steeped with poor sense of humour. It sure is a tough life to be a pun-loving person who has a tendency to be puny at wrong times. Here are the signs that would confirm all such abilities:
How many times has someone tried to poke and prod you with dumb stuff but you always shut them up with fine weaponry of puns and sarcasm that goes right above their teeny tiny brains? If this has been the case with you for most of the times then you have your pun game figured.
Remember that one stupid person that decided to mess with you by demeaning you with hurtful words but you shut him up so good that he avoids you to such an extent that he changes his direction when he sees you coming.
People think that they have a right to all the lucrative swear words and take liberties when they use it on you but thank god for inbuilt puns and strong sarcasm that you don't wade in their filth to come up with a strong retort.
In a situation where a person is constantly bullying you and trying to get a ugly reaction from you. You will find that you will have sound tact to shut them up effectively in a way they will not only feel humiliated but not mess with you further.
It's easier to provoke stupid people into arguments that they can't walk away from. If you are the kind of person that doesn't shy from saying what's on your mind and tend to offend people more often then it fits on you.
What's worse and more immature than shouting match that usually ends up with full blown fighting?
If you tend to be the person who doesn't make an argument with stupid people turn into that of so called newsroom debates then you have a strong game going on.
It's difficult to be such smart mouthed person. You always see that the people find you annoying and usually feel uncomfortable in your presence. Have you even felt that they carefully measure their words when they speak to you? It's usually because they are scared of getting on your wrong side and getting a verbal lashing.
The one time that you were thrown out of class room just because you were much opinionated to agree with everything that teacher said and decided to not bow down like other brainwashed kids.
You can only have strong pun game and shut people up, if you are quite opinionated and have a strong head on your shoulders.
In a restaurant or while away on an outing, no one can sway you to eat, buy or do anything that you don't want. You don't give a damn if it's monsoon and you can't eat chicken. On other hand, you can change other people's mindset with convincing words.
Furthering the above point, no one can really sway you to change your mindset because you are firm and adamant. This also ensures that you take more than one perspective into consideration.
The time you stood for someone else because you considered them as important as anyone else is also the time you gained a fan following of massive degree.
If some people find your this side annoying because you disagree with them some might also find this quality of yours attractive. You tend to make more long lasting friends as these people are attracted to your honesty.
Shutting a bully up requires a certain meanness and rudeness and if you have these in truck loads nobody would dare to mess with you.
It would be biased to only exult the good sides when you can also have tendency to be downright mean and hurting with your comments. You can somehow hurt someone in the process.
An individual requires a creative side to be able to use this virtue to full potential. You can play with words, add different contexts, give a funny side to something serious and also make an observation that is satirical as well as deep at same time.
Even if they try to shame you by commenting on material or physical things like body or your monetary status, it all bounces off your thick skin. You know how their brain works and it's not worth indulging them.
These people usually are so unaffected when someone else tries to bring them down. They act it cool because they know that it irks the other person more when they have a cool demeanour.
You see funny side in every dark situation. You are a champion of dark humour. You can colour even most direst situation with a comment that might make other people cringe in disgust and nod their heads in disapproval.
They add most normal situation with an absurd and weird comment. They give a refreshing perspective and will add a dash of humour in the most mundane and bland subject as well.
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