It's a 50:50 ratio, as you are sometimes annoying and I don't feel bad to say to you because you know it too. Now before that, I go in deep about you, you will be my bestie, always!
You always used to ask for a bite to 'taste it' but well, the final satisfaction was always yours.
That's what they say, all of them who are in one. I mean, I have a life too.
You told me this is how it's done, raw and original and dressed me into something even Dracula won't recognize. My dates have been horrible and now I know why nobody ever was interested in me.
Things that didn't happen ever in school are things I get scolded about by my mom because you told her I didn't do the work assigned and the teacher punished me.
Yes, all the hard work was done by me and you apparently did the 'smart work' right?
Though I managed to keep a real good reputation, you had to make sure that they knew of my kaands. I will forever hate you for that.
Well, you out of all knew how important my birthday was for me and you went a line ahead of being your funny self to plan out everything I hated via my boyfriend. Nice try, pal.
I am a clean freak and the world knows it. But you have to come in and make it look like a zoo, goddammit!
This is the one thing I will detest you for my entire life.
When I'm pissed, anything can happen and you just have to add fuel to fire.
You will purposely tell others that I like it when people call me that and have everyone around me tease with that name. I will come back to you, remember.
Next time you do that, you are dead for me.
Really? If this is your definition of being funny, you're going in the wrong direction, my dear.
In a fight, you always have something to come up with which has never happened, like don't assume man.
Sure, everybody has that one friend.
It's not about the money, it's about the attachment. You won't understand.
I hate filling water into the bottles, it's one time of the day that I do and you don't even consider to refill them.
Just for the sake of ruining my moment right? Not to admit you also get it for me, so, I forgive!
My life becomes difficult without that hair tie you borrowed. Please give it back or I'll hold a grudge against you forever in my life.
Meetha, meetha 22 is the trick!
You always have something to not turn up to when it's important for me. WHYY?
I need to be focused and left alone because I can't tolerate disturbances when I'm watching a movie and you just do the opposite of it.
We had a pact. You broke it. Now I hate you.
You know it's rude to do that and I take offense on it. Jesus, you're difficult my friend.
There is one thing that I will hold a grudge against a person forever and it is this, my dear friend.
These reasons are purely enough to say why I hate you, but these are also those which make me love every bit of you. So don't get flattered because I still expect you to make up to me on these.
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