Date: 2018-07-19 12:06:00
When I started going to university, I thought it wouldn't be full of surprises. I thought it would be something like they show on TV.
Alas! That's all for entertainment.
Expectation: Good looking, fun friends right from day one.
Reality: They resemble animals. Sorry animals.
Expectation: Knowledge from textbooks, research papers, past experience.
Reality: Reads for one hour from the power point presentation got off Slideshare.
"The power point presentation will be forwarded".
Expectation: Taare Zameen par ke Aamir khan jaisa koi professor. Fun, smiling, friendly.
Reality : 3 idiots like VIRUS!
Expectation : Class at 9 - wake up at 7, dress to impress.
Reality : Class at 9,
Alarm on snooze for : 7, 7:30, 8, 8:30, 8:40, 8:45, 8:55
Dress .up . . . because it is mandatory.
Expectation: Top-ranked library - open 24X7 and campus in India.
Reality: Do not walk on the lawn.
Library closed on weekends
Do not enter this building, do not enter that building.
Expectation: 24X 7 electricity and water supply, concerned warden, rooms in perfect condition.
Reality: No water, warden takes her job way too seriously like the nation depends on how well she performs. Residents pray and hope it never rains because then it begins to feel like Titanic minus handsome Jack.
Expectation: Every day is the weekend.
Reality: "Why am I even alive today?"
Expectation: The adventure club offers trips on weekends to the hills on the outskirts of the city, hiking, skydiving, paragliding.
Reality: The club existed only on the first day.
Expectation: Something like a rock on! Boys with badass beards and tattoos.
Reality : Um . . .?
Expectation: A new outfit for every day!
Reality: "Did I wear this two days ago? Oh, never mind"
Expectation: To love, to live and enjoy life. Making the best of memories!
Reality: "Yaar, sone de. Ek hi Sunday milta hai"
Expectation: Being the cheerleader you've always aspired to be.
Reality: Too shy to go. If by some miracle you do end up going, too shy to exist!
Expectation: "I will miss you so much. You were like family"
Reality: "Jaan chuti" –Done. Finally.
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