Disclaimer: If you think you are Shah Rukh Khan, this article is certainly not for you, because SRK does not need a pickup line, He just needs to open his arms and the game is won.
But if you are the "SRK of your street" then these pickup lines are for you and will do wonders for you. Although impressing a girl was never easy and is still not as easy as you think (trust me it's not). But being a bro, being a kind hearted man, I am going to help you with these cheesy, funny, beautiful, dirty, cleverly clever pickup lines which you can try on the girl next time you go.
And Ya, before approaching a girl, make sure you have the natural smile (not too big and obviously not that plain face, I mean without a smile).
Best Pick Up Lines:
- On a scale of 10, you are 10 on 10 but why not change the old rules and make it 11, let me be that 1 for your life?
- It's so hot today!! And no it's not the weather fault, it's you who is making the temperature rise.
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- Can I get your Instgram Id? My parents say I should follow my dreams.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving' it!
- You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.
- Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I'm feeling a connection.
- If you're here, who's running heaven?
- Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
- Is your dictionary, because you are adding meaning to my life.
- I think you are being watched, by my eyes.
- Is your name Google?? Because I have been searching you all my life.
- Do you know which is the good place on this earth? It's right here, right now, in front of my eyes.
- If god gives me the power for just 1 minute, I would love to rearrange the two letters U and I together.
- Although I am bad at swimming but I can risk it because I want to swim deep in. OR Can you help me before I get drown because your eyes are making me do so.
- I am chemically addicted to awkward convos with strangers and your puzzled eyes are making me go high above the sky.
- Excuse me; can you help me with a cool pick up line?? (Sometimes this will work if you want to start a conversation)
- Cheesy pickup line ever - You are so beautiful that I forgot my pickup line.
- Can I borrow your half an hour; I promise I will return it back.
- Can you give me your autograph?? (And give her your mobile with number keypad open).
- I am lost; can you help me find the direction to your heart?
- Every time I see you, I smile!! How do you know I love to smile??
- Someone once said, if you want to see the paradise go to Switzerland, but he was wrong, I can see my paradise right in front of my eyes.
- You know what? In all such crowd, I can see only you, that's the magic you hold.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines:
- Please call 102 immediately, because after seeing you, I am about to faint.
- Can I get a hug? So that I can tell my friends that an angel hugged me.
- Until before now, I was distracted all my life, now after seeing you, I am so focused.
- I think you owe me some rent, because you are living in my heart and brain for quite a long time.
- Be unique and different, so is it a yes...??
- Thank you to prove my mom right, because she said I will see an angel one day and today is that day.
- I think you are the Mc Gorgeous of McDonalds, so can I be your Mc Maharaja?
- Are you the 90 degree angle?? Because you are right.
- Hey pretty!! Until before, I thought diamonds are most flawless but after starring at you, you proved my thought wrong.
- You look a lot same like my future girlfriend, see (show her the mirror).
Funny Pick Up Lines:
- Hey maam, please take pain killers tonight because in my dreams you are going to walk the whole night.
- Are you earthquake? Because you shake my heart.
- Can I live in your socks? Because I want to be with you even at every step of your life.
- Do I know you? Because you look like my future girlfrind.
- Police is finding you because you look BOMB.
- Can I take your picture? Because I want to tell Santa what gift I want.
- Can I follow you because my mom told me to follow my dreams.
- Is your dad boxer? Because you are Knock Out.
- NASA is looking for you because you are moon.
- Are you time traveller? Because I see you in my future.
- Do you have an extra heart? Because just now you stole my heart.
- I will offer you a cigaratte but you are already smokin hot.
- Do you know I can hold the whole world in my arms?
- I will complaint to Google Maps, Because they are not telling you the address to my heart.
- I don't need camera or neither do I have to say 'cheese' because every time I look at you, I smile.
Go on boys!! See this is how it is done, smoothly like a butter.
And don't forget THAT thing!!
I hope you will do well.